wanna take me for a ride?
they're in the ignition, silly.
you do know how to drive?
want a lesson?
press your left foot on the clutch. and turn the key.
now release the brake. and slide the stick into first gear.
now very carefully apply some pressure to the gas pedal with your right foot as you release the clutch with your left.
the first time can be awkward. you just have to get on and try again.
it's your car. these are all your cars.
your father liked shifting. he said it brought him closer to the engine. "like a woman, purring with ecstasy."
i know. i'm ginger. miss april.
that's me.
hey, ted. wanna go shopping?
don't worry. he found the chocolate room.
your father always said, "money matters only to the man who doesn't have it."
who exactly are you?
and who is ted nelson?
is he a small town boy, destined to live an ordinary life with an ordinary wife and a tiny house with a boring old white picket fence?
or do you have a taste for the good life, ted? it's in your blood.
then remember, you are the heir to a billion dollar empire. you have a staff of literally thousands. multiply everything you ever imagined by a million and you still can't even wrap your head around everything that is yours. all
want some company?
great jacket, teddy. it makes your shoulders look so big and broad.
i have an idea! i'll be right back!
here you go, cutie patootie. rich guys always wear flowers.
teddy? i was thinking.
after graduation. maybe we could go away together?
i bet st. tropez in july would be paradise. for a honeymoon.
you could have warned us.
teddy, i thought we were having a moment here.
ted! do something!
this is humiliating. we're being ejected from a prom!
well?
this is what i get for playing den mother in "romper room." take me to the airport, charlie!