how are the hometown folks treating you, back in xenia?
are they hitting you up for donations? asking you to sponsor the local quilting bee?
what about the future? you planning to rock the boat at all? stir things up in "heaven?"
i see, so you'd be open to little ladies from pasadena, who want to show you their knickers?
now you're talking. what did andrew carnegie ever do? open a couple of libraries? bor-ing.