mr. marcello santos.  hey there.  that was great shit you sent in last month.
gotta coupla problems, huh?.  for each problem drop a silver dollar through my mail slot.  with all particulars.  well work out il conto later.
a coupla silver dollars came my way today.  im sending one of them to you with a paper on the beneficiary .  as usual, you are completely free to fulfill the obligation in any manner you so desire.
little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.  along came a spider and sat down beside her, and extended his hand out to play.
oh dear.  another miss dull cunt.
when i gave you the silver dollar i forgot to give you the contents of this envelope. they are to be returned. show it just before the deed.