are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
oh! well.
well, i'm a little muddled. the munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the wicked witch of the east. and there's the house, and here you are, and that's all.
is, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
the munchkins. they're laughing because i am a witch. i'm glinda, the witch of the north.
only bad witches are ugly.
the munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the wicked witch of the east.
the little people who live in this land -- it's munchkinland, and you are their national heroine, my dear. it's all right -- you may all come out and thank her. it's all right now - you may all come out.
come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady who fell from a star.
she fell from the sky, she fell very far. and kansas she says is the name of the star.
she brings you good news. or haven't you heard?
the wicked old witch at last is dead!
that was her sister -- the wicked witch of the east. this is the wicked witch of the west. and she's worse than the other one was.
leave her alone!
ting the ruby slippers?
it's too late! there they.
keep tight inside of them -- their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want them so badly!
oh, rubbish! you have no power here. be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.
it's all right. you can get up -- she's gone.
it's all right. you can all get up.
pooh -- what a smell of sulphur! i'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the wicked witch of the west. the sooner you get out of oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear.
no -- that's true. the only person who might know would be the great and wonderful wizard of oz himself!
oh, very good, but very mysterious. he lives in the emerald city, and that's a long journey from here. did you bring your broomstick with you?
well, then, you'll have to walk. the munchkins will see you safely to the border of munchkinland. and remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the wicked witch of the west.
it's always best to start at the beginning -- and all you do is follow the yellow brick road.
just follow the yellow brick road.
you don't need to be helped any longer. you've always had the power to go back to kansas.
because she wouldn't have believed me. she had to learn it for herself.
that's all it is!
no. she had to find it out for herself. now, those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds!
toto, too.
whenever you wish.
are you ready now?
then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times.
and think to yourself -- "there's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home."