well, isn't that cute? we've got a full match on. hey, i'm jason.
work for the ins.
i hate it. everyday i have to dash some poor guy's dream. i'm a professional dream dasher.
the other day, i turned down a guy who had literally been a professor at the university of cuba.
i'm sorry but no can do.
you're probably right.
spain?
america?
i sent him back to cuba. i send them all back.
because i have to eat.
excuse me?
(sarcastically whispering
that's the most retarded idea i've ever heard.
dear carl. i know this is kind of random, but i thought i should write you. we met at that party at norman's apartment. i was the ins guy who hated his life and hated you. i just wanted to tell you that i took your advice. i quit my job and have founded a home in botswana for elderly orangutans. i've never been happier. you told me to say "yes" and it has turned out to be incredible. thank you. yours truly, jason newmark