it's true. i'm very close.
carl kendall? out in the world? are you some kind of ghost? am i having a religious vision?
well let's get you a beer. you want a 20 ouncer? i'm just joking -
two twenty ouncers and one tiny, little beer, barkeep.
i can't believe you're out here. i'm giddy. i feel like a child whose best friend has strict chinese parents who never let him come out and play but now his chinese parents are away for the chinese new year. you have any interest in pounding this shit?
what do you say we have another?
you are a beast!
whatever, yuppy sellouts.
barkeep! two more double pints s'il vous plait!
well fortunately you're not the only game in town! let's go to some place with class.
they wear uniforms here.
i am hot.
you gotta do karoake.
c'mon, carl, let's go --
you popped that guy! he didn't know what hit him.
that was some good times last night. you back for more?
i've got no cash. you mind spotting me and my buddies?
what's up carl? it's rooney! what do you say we grab a couple brewskis?
i don't. i was wondering if you were around tonight to help me move?
because it's cheaper to ask you.
can you carry the fridge alone?
you ok?
i wish i could, but i hurt my back trying to move that fridge.
and i'm going to miss you, ma.
you must be renee. i have heard so much about you. can i watch?
we have to protest the merger. get some grassroots action going. grass looks weak, but it grows everywhere.
yeah! protest with your employees! it will only make you more popular!
throw a rock at him.
you are dead, analdestroyer832!
what? why?
will you let me stay here please?
you have to say yes if i ask you.
i may not seem like i get it, but i get everything. lucy and kath? made out one time in the bathroom at rudy's.
i'm rooney.