it's your neighbor, mrs. saunders. church services begin at seven fifteen prompt. donuts will be served. nick glances down at the morning wood elevating his boxers. mrs. saunders narrows her eyes at nick through the screen door and takes off.
rape! raaaaape! suddenly the door opens. it's sheeni in her robe. she reaches out and pulls nick up.
paul? your father looks rather strange.
that's no excuse. another helicopter passes overhead.
siiiilent night, hooooly night.  aaaall in calm, aaall is bright.  paul begins humming approvingly and one by one the others accompany her as mr. saunders pretends to conduct them with a drumstick.
arrest him!